Missing is Bad for Your Health – Dad Hat with Leather Patch

Wit. Edge. A Little Dark Humor.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but sometimes, a sharp shot of sarcasm works just as well. The Missing is Bad for Your Health. Dad Hat is for those who don’t just train hard—they live sharp. This unstructured, low-profile cap adds a rebellious twist to your everyday wardrobe, blending tactical mindset with tongue-in-cheek commentary. It’s not just a hat—it’s a wearable smirk aimed at anyone who thinks they can sleep on your skills.

This standout cap features a laser-etched faux leather patch that shows off a skull with smoke curling from its mouth, juxtaposed against the bold phrase “Missing is Bad for Your Health.” It’s a clever reimagining of the old anti-smoking message, now flipped into a phrase only those who train and understand precision will appreciate. Whether you’re into EDC, range days, dark humor, or just want to start more conversations, this hat checks all the boxes.

Key Features:

• Unique Statement Design
  The real star of this hat is the laser-etched patch, intricately detailed to bring out the smoky skull graphic and slogan. It balances style and substance, making a strong impression without saying a word. The faux leather gives it a rugged feel while keeping it cruelty-free and easy to care for.

• Premium Fabric
  The cap itself is made from 100% bio-washed chino twill, which gives it a soft, lived-in feel right out of the box. It’s breathable, flexible, and durable enough to take on your everyday hustle—whether that’s on the street, at the range, or around the fire pit with friends.

• Relaxed, Unstructured Fit
  Built for comfort, this six-panel, low-profile design offers a relaxed fit that sits nicely on the head without feeling too stiff or tight. It shapes well over time, giving it that perfect “broken-in” vibe you’ll want to wear every day.

• Pre-Curved Visor
  The bill comes naturally curved, offering some much-needed shade without needing to be broken in. It’s a practical detail that keeps the sun out of your eyes and your style on point.

• Adjustable Tri-Glide Buckle Closure
  Featuring a self-fabric strap and antique brass buckle, the adjustable closure ensures a secure, customizable fit. One size truly fits most with easy micro-adjustments to get it just right—no Velcro, no plastic snaps, no fuss.

• Care and Craftsmanship
  To preserve the leather patch’s design and the overall integrity of the hat, we recommend hand-washing only. The blank is responsibly sourced from Bangladesh, and every patch is custom-engraved with care, right here in the USA.

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Why You’ll Love It:

This isn’t your dad’s dad hat—it’s for the folks who like their humor a little dark and their gear a little loud. It’s the perfect mix of tactical grit and graphic wit, great for shooters, sarcastic souls, and anyone who knows that practice doesn’t make perfect—perfect practice does.

Whether you’re hitting the range, showing up at training, grabbing coffee, or heading to a low-key get-together, this hat is a guaranteed conversation starter. It’s lightweight, durable, and just plain fun to wear.

Plus, let’s be honest—missing really is bad for your health. So is not having this hat.